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Why coffee is better than women
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1. You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
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2. Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
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3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
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4. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
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5. You can always warm coffee up.
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6. Coffee comes with endless refills.
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7. Coffee is cheaper.
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8. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
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9. Coffee never runs out.
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10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
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11. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
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12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
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13. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
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14. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee. Ä¿ÇǾȿ¡ ´ã¹èºÒÀ» ²ø ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
15. Coffee smells and tastes good. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ¸À°ú ÇâÀÌ ÁÁ´Ù
16. You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee. ³ÊÀÇ Ä¿ÇÇ¿¡ ½ÄÃÊ(Á¤·Â,¿ø±â)¸¦ ³ÖÁö ¾Ê¾Æµµ µÈ´Ù
17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel. ³ÊÀÇÄ¿ÇÇÆ÷Æ®°¡ ´âÀ¸¸é Á¾ÀÌŸ¿ùÀ» »ç¿ëÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
18. You can always get fresh coffee. Ç×»ó ½Å¼±ÇÑ Ä¿ÇǸ¦ Áñ±æ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back. Ä¿ÇÇÆ÷Æ®¸¦ Äѳõ°í ¿ÜÃâÇÏ¸é µ¹¾Æ¿À¸é Ä¿ÇÇ°¡ µû¶æÇØ Áú °ÍÀÌ´Ù
20. They sell coffee at police stations. °æÂû¼¿¡¼µµ Ä¿ÇǸ¦ ÆÇ´Ù
21. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee. Áú³·Àº Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ÈìÀ» ¹ß°ßÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
22. Coffee goes down easier. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ½±°Ô ½Ä´Â´Ù
23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight. Ä¿ÇÇ¿¡ ÃÝÄÝ·¿À» ³ÖÀ¸¸é Ä¿ÇÇ´Â »ìÀÌ ÂîÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù
24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. ´ç½ÅÀÌ ¾Æ¹«¸® ¸ø»ý°å´ÙÇÏ´õ¶óµµ Ä¿ÇÇ´Â Ç×»ó ¸¶½Ç ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
25. A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter. ÄÅÀÇ Å©±â´Â Áß¿äÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Ù
26. Your coffee doesn't talk to you. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ³Ê¿¡°Ô ¸»°ÉÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù
27. Coffee smells good in the morning. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ¾Æħ¿¡ ÇâÀÌ ÁÁ´Ù
28. Coffee is good when it's cold too. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ½Ä¾îµµ ¸ÀÀÌ ÁÁ´Ù
29. Coffee stains are easier to remove. Ä¿ÇǾó·èÀº Á¦°ÅÇϱ⠽±´Ù
30. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â Àû¼Å¸Ô¾îµµ Ä¿ÇÇ°¡ ½Å°æ¾²Áö ¾Ê´Â´Ù
31. Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ´ç½ÅÀÇ ±âºÐ¿¡ ½Å°æ¾²Áö ¾Ê´Â´Ù
32. Coffee doesn't shed. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ¿ïÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù
33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â 15ºÐÀ̳»¿¡ ÁغñÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
34. You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it. Ä¿ÇÇÅ©¸²À» ³Ö´Â´Ù°í ´ç½Å¿¡°Ô ºÎ´ãÀ» ÁÖÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù
35. Coffee doesn't mind being ground. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ´Ù¸¶¼Åµµ »ó°ü¾Ê´Â´Ù
36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ÁúÀÌ ¾ÊÁÁ¾Æµµ °³¼±ÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
37. Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ÇÑ´Þ¿¡ ½¬´Â ³¯ÀÌ ¾øÀÌ ´Ã Áñ±æ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ¿À·¡µÇ¸é ´øÁ®¹ö¸± ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
39. When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat. ¹«¾ùÀϱî¿ä ²¬²¬ Àúµµ Çؼ®À» ¸øÇß½À´Ï´Ù
40. Coffee doesn't take up half your bed. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â ³ÊÀÇ Ä§´ë¸¦ Â÷ÁöÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù
41. INSTANT COFFEE! ÁNĿÇÇ
42. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee. Ä¿ÇÇ¿Í ÁöÀûÀÎ ´ëȸ¦ ³ª´ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù
43. It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â 2ÁÖ°¡ Áö³ª¸é °õÆÎÀÌ°¡ »ý±ä´Ù
44. Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup. Ä¿ÇÇ´Â Å« ÄÅÀ» ÁúÅõÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù
This list compiled by Ant, Shanen, Ken, and Ratt. Hope you've all enjoyed.
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